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- Vincent Monet Spiral Velour Beach Towel
Vincent Monet Spiral Velour Beach Towel
This is the "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" of towels. Not too thin, not too thick, but just right. Surprisingly soft 100% sheared cotton terry velour.
29.5" X 56.5"
I ALWAYS DO CLOCKWISE SPIRALS!
They have very good mojo and bestow a life-force blessing!
(You ask why? Because counter-clockwise spirals have BAD MOJO- they go the same direction as a Northern hemisphere hurricane or a SWASTIKA. They actually make me nauseous. That's why I go clockwise on the front and counter clockwise on the back. Get it right- go clockwise!)
Machine wash warm/cold rinse. Machine dry hot.
Gonna get it wet? (No duh!) Run it through your laundry a few times beforehand so it won't give you an unwanted tatoo!