Vincent Monet Spiral Velour Beach Towel
This is the "Goldilocks and the Three Bears" of towels. Not too thin, not too thick, but just right. Surprisingly soft 100% sheared cotton terry velour.
29.5" X 56.5"
I ALWAYS DO CLOCKWISE SPIRALS!
They have very good mojo and bestow a life-force blessing!
(You ask why? Because counter-clockwise spirals have BAD MOJO- they go the same direction as a Northern hemisphere hurricane or a SWASTIKA. They actually make me nauseous. That's why I go clockwise on the front and counter clockwise on the back. Get it right- go clockwise!)
Machine wash warm/cold rinse. Machine dry hot.
Gonna get it wet? (No duh!) Run it through your laundry a few times beforehand so it won't give you an unwanted tatoo!